Venice Beach, California, 2011

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Less Pride In Red Sox Nation

My team, the Red Sox, have done a complete disservice to the City of Boston, by losing their first six (6) games of the season. I have officially lost all confidence in Kevin Youkilis. His batting average has stooped to .105 and his careless play has plagued the rest of the squad like a fatal case of West Nile Virus. They are doomed. Perhaps Youkilis is a former steroid abuser who has recently quit his addiction, leading to the Red Sox journey into the bottomless pit of Failure.
Which may or may not be true. But anything is possible in this chemical induced era, full of swine and greed and treachery.
Hot damn. My words are getting a bit nasty. So, that's all for now, folks. That is all ye know and all ye need to know. I have expressed my anger towards Kevin - and hopefully it leads to a Win sooner or later.

Buenos noches,

TDR

April 7, 2011

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